Comparisons
Between Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC
(Just a little humor
We love our groups) so if you can't take a joke don't read it
1. Look at BSB names
Howard Dwaine Dorough
Alexander James McLean
Nicholas Gene Carter
Kevin Scott Richardson
Brian Thomas LittrellNOW look at *NSYNC names
Joshua Scott Chavez
Justin Randall Timberlake
James Lansten Bass
Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick
Joseph Anthony Steven Fatone,
Jr.
2. All the
BSB can sing
3. Only
3 of *NSYNC can sing
4. ALL
OF BSB LOOK SEXY
5. Only
4 of *NSYNC look good
Nick
is adorable/cute
Howie is sexy
A. J. is fine no he is delicious!!
Kevin is just whoooooo (Someone needs to invent a word for his fineness)
Brian is cute and look good (you know we can't say alot about him or his
GF, Leighann will kill us)
J.C - pretty eyes, pretty voice, cute (that's all)
Justin - fine, nice voice and eyes
Chris - great singing voice, buttugly(no he's not why you gotta be like that, Chris is too sexy Nee Nee so back up)
Lance - sexy, gay-like, girly-like
Joey - sexy, that's it, pretty boy in group
BSB was out first
Have you listened
to the beginning of *NSYNC I Want You Back and then listened to
BSB Everybody, have you noticed the similar beat.
Look at Ju-Ju, look at Nick, Hmmmmm......
Look at Howie
and I mean LOOK at him, now look at Chris.
Look at Kevin,
now look at Joey both look sexy, but sorry Joey.
Look at Lance,
look at Brian. Damn Lance ain't that TOO much makeup??
Look at J.C.
now look at A.J...not a good comparison but..they both look sexy nothing
wrong here.
Why did Ju-Ju
dye his hair...the same color as Brian's??
Look at Howie's
hairy legs, Now look at Chris's hair...I can't see a difference.
CAN you??
Look at A.J,
now look at Chris (oh what a ugly sight-Chris) why does every group have
to have either a crazy person in the group and one butt ugly person-Chris?
Brian is
a southren sweetheart and Lance is just a makeup freak.
At least
everyone in BSB has had their own solo but *NSYNC only 3 can sing and the
other two just stande there looking pretty.
A.J. can't
choose his hair color, Lance can't find the right color of makeup.
There's always
one gay looking guy in a group of five example: *NSYNC-Lance, BSB- Nick
Nick can
look as fine as hell when he wants to but Chris is just *YUCK*
Is Chris
getting uglier everday? or is it just me?
Why can Joey
eat a cracker and gain weight but A.J. can eat a quarter Pounder, with
cheese, extra value meal (super sized) tea and lemonade and then the next
day weigh 5lbs. less.
I love AJ, I love Lance, I wanna be in Chris's underpants.
And for whoever says that Nick is fat, you people need to look in the mirror and then look at Nick one more time because Nick is not near that word and I think he has gotten sexier when he gain some weight.
Black
Girls who Like BSB
Under Construction Comparisons between Songs
of BSB, *NSYNC, Five, No Authority, Take 5
For The Man Who Has Everything: Chris K